Friday, June 19, 2015

In which I say thank you to Rachel Dolezal

Those of you who know  me,  which by all  rights should be precisely none of you (I'm just that famous) may recall me in a previous "creative outlet" declaring that the very concept of race is a false one.  We are all, in fact, human.  For all to hear, in that forum I declared that the world would be a better place if everyone would just F#(& everyone without regard to such things as skin color or ancestral place or origin.  In a few short generations the human race would all be a nice shade of light to medium brown with little to differentiate the racial makeup of an individual because it would all be diluted to inconsequence.  Frankly, I still believe in that dream.

So my thank you to Rachel Dolezal is for proving me right.  Is she black?  Is she white?  Perhaps purple, yellow, or (gasp) green?  Who cares?!?!  And if Rachel Dolezal can just magically cross the great racial divide and "identify as black" just because she wants to, then that gap, that giant tear in the fabric of society, that rift which cannot be crossed... well, I guess it isn't such a big thing after all.

Now if only we could get the rest of the world would see it...

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