Wednesday, February 24, 2016
In the INBOX this morning
"BREAKING! OBAMA INTENDS TO CLOSE GUANTANAMO BAY!!!"
Wow... can't sneak ANYTHING past these guys! And of course it came with (yet another) solicitation for money. Apparently, $25 from me can stop this new threat to American conservatism... oh boy...
You know those creepy guys who go out and repeatedly proposition every woman they see for sex... then, brag about how much action they get because, duh, at least one woman out of every few thousand is going to be pathetic enough to take them up on the offer.
Yea... RNC, you are starting to look like one of THOSE guys (and BTW, when there is a link at the bottom of the email to "Stop getting these emails". It is traditional for those links to actually WORK! fuckers...)