"Get the Haul-o-caster prepped for passengers, we've got two coming with us for the flight out. And get the engines started warming, we'll leave as soon as we're aboard. We are on our way, ETA thirty minutes" came Pete's staticy voice over my comm earpiece. Comm signals don't reach inside the engines very easily, so the static wasn't surprising. What was surprising was the rush. If Pete had found us a load, surely it would take some time to deliver, then load into Hauley's cargo bay. Usually it takes a few hours before we are ready for liftoff. While we do host passengers sometimes, usually it's when we get a job hauling cargo to somewhere. While we are waiting for delivery and are loading up, Pete puts a notice out on whatever kind of advert net the spaceport we are at has and if someone wants to go where we are delivering cargo, they contact us for our passenger rates. I don't like hosting passengers. People who can afford to travel like that are usually self-absorbed and demanding. I'm the ship's mechanic, not "the help", and certainly NOT the entertainment neither vertical NOR horizontal.
"Roger roger" I reply. No sense in trying to
argue. Pete's the boss.
I secured the panel I had opened, then double and triple
checked it. You'll see no sloppy work from me! Then I ran... well scrambled
anyway since there is no way to stand up enough to actually run inside the
engine, and climb down the ladder. I had
been inside the port engine's conversion chamber checking out the containment
grid. All shiny new, it was pretty. At the bottom of the ladder I hit the collapse
button collapsing it down to its folded size for storage and headed in the
airlock.
The power up went better than it ever had in my experience.
The engines came on line smoothly and much more quietly than usual. I'm struck
again with how good the work from the station crew was. Real pro's them, wish I
could buy that crew a round of drinks, they certain deserve them, but it wasn't
to be since we were leaving. Oh well,
perhaps next time around. We get back to this station... Well, I don't really
know where we were but surely we'd be back... eventually? While the engines
were warming up I hit the showers real quick since we were still on station
water. We would detach from station
utilities when we left, and showers would be fewer and further between while we
were out there in the blackness between stations. Gotta take advantage when you
can is what I always say. Normally having been inside an engine like that a
shower wouldn't have been optional. As it was, my jumpsuit was barely soiled. I
got out a fresh one anyway. For better or worse, we were going to have guests.
Must look my bestest.
"It's pillow fluffing time!" I say to myself...
Don't ask... Just Don't...
With that, and an "ear on" the engines which I
could still barely hear, I did a quick once-over of the passenger quarters. I
did both the VIP quarters, and a couple racks in the "economy" quarters
since Pete hadn't specified which kind of passengers we were getting. It was quick since I always kept everything
clean and ready to go. A far cry from how Pete kept everything before I came
aboard. I can tell Pete likes how I keep Hauley looking nice, even if it took
him a while to get used to.
Good to his word, thirty minutes later Pete arrives, a pair
of robed figures in tow. They looked like some kind of monks, or priests, or something.
I looked for any holy symbol or marking that would tell me who they were but
found nothing. VIPs, definitely. No way
I'm going to put a preacher-man in anything but VIP. Besides, I have the
hatches on the VIP suites secretly rigged so that I can lock them down from the
outside just in case. I'm not sayin these monks are bad guys or anything, but
where I grew up a kid that was taken by the priests was never seen again. Kinda
does some structural damage to one's ability to trust the clergy if you know
what I'm sayin.
My paranoia aside, the engines had been ready ten minutes
after I started them, a record I was sure, and spent the rest of the time on
standby. Pete got on the horn and requested detach procedures while I was
getting the... whatever they are... buckled in and manned my station. I'd never
seen Pete in such a hurry to leave a place that had a pub.
"Are you going to declare a flight plan Mr.
Miami?" came the raspy, oddly accented question from what had mentally
named "boss monk". I don't know anything about monks, but I assumed
one would be the boss while the other one was... not? Who knew, religion is weird. Boss monk seemed
to be in charge because the "other monk" seemed to be deferring to
him. Didn't mean I was going to turn my back on either of them.
"No, no need. A flight plan isn't a legal requirement,
it's more of a safety thing. Where we're going I don't think you want to be
part of the permanent record." Pete replied.
That got me worried. Where could we possibly be going? I
couldn't decipher that from what I'd heard so far, and Pete doesn't take well
to questions so I held my tongue. It did tell me that boss monk wasn't very
familiar with space travel. Flight Plan... that's a funny one. Nobody files a
flight plan anymore. Well, maybe colonists. Colonists are weird.
I could see Pete working on calculating a hyper-jump. So
far, these new engines were running incredibly well. We'd soon see how they
would handle hyper-jump. If what I’d seen so far was any indication, we were in
for a treat.
As soon as we were far enough away from the spaceport, Pete
started the countdown "Hyper-jump calculations set, jumping in three...
two... one..."
Hyper-jump is like nothing you could possibly imagine until
you have experienced it firsthand. All the euphemisms and descriptions fall
short. It's like all of that, only more so. Some people describe it as being
lightly tickled until your entire body turns inside out... in the most pleasant
way possible. Have you ever had your scalp fall asleep? You know, like your
foot does if you sit on it too long? Only it's your scalp... and your... um
girl or boy parts (whichever you may have) also falling asleep. All while
sitting in a soothing warm bath, getting punched in the stomach from the
inside, and hitting some REALLY good relaxer drugs so your whole body goes
limp? Yea, like that... all of it...
only more.
I'm pretty sure boss monk wet himself, or worse. Then other
monk threw up. Sigh... what's one more mess to clean up? Then we were there... wherever
"there" was.
I did a quick look-over of the engineering board and
surprisingly, for the first time ever, we were all green lights. huh... I would
have sworn that was impossible. "All green boss" I told Pete, then
went to get the mop bucket. Stupid monks.
When I returned with the mop, the monks were gone.
"They've gone to lie down." Pete said when he saw me looking for
them. "We've got a couple weeks of
real-space before we reach a valid hyper-jump spot for where we are heading.
It's a good thing that the station has a jump-point for here so close. We
wouldn't have gotten away otherwise."
That brought me up short. Gotten away from what? Pete seemed
to be in a talkative mood - for him anyway - so I kept quiet hoping he would
say more.
"Good work on keeping the ship up and running kid.
Maybe the new engines have a little to do with it, but she's running like a
top, and that's not all just engines."
Now I was scared. Pete was never the complementary type.
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